The end comes when we no longer talk with ourselves. It is the end of genuine thinking and the beginning of the final loneliness. The remarkable thing is that the cessation of the inner dialogue marks also the end of our concern with the world around us. It is as if we noted the world and think about it only when we have to report it to ourselves.

Eric Hoffer 

I learned that I’d better get used to having to pick between a douche and a turd sandwich because it’s usually the choice I’ll have.

Stan Marsh, South Park-avsnittet ”Douche and Turd”, 2004.